Come Get Leid at Our Table *business motto trademark*
The Monkey Munch is an imaginary diner and bar (Free Parking available) where we can feast on food and drink inspired by 100 Monkeys! You will always enjoy the entertainment and subliminal messaging leaving you wondering why you have 100 Monkeys In My Head?
We will aim to get all orders out within 7 Minutes!
We challenge all claims that we have a Bad Reputation
*in no way should this be taken seriously, it’s just for shits and giggles*
Our chefs have Magic Hands
Menu:
NEW!!! European Menu: photos taken from @JacksonRathbone and @Jerad_Anderson during thier travels.
We have opened a new diner in Europe. It is in only the best Red Light District. Locals are very friendly and often offer a French Kiss or two. You may find yourself asking Are You Looking At My Bum? Just tell any perverts to Flex Your Fingers and come for a Rendezvous at our Private Party! See Big Ben at the door (don’t worry, he’s a Pussycat).
Chio Chips from Germany
Crepes from Paris!
French Baguette from Lyon (available in the bathroom…apparently)
Snickers “Breakfast of champions”
Full English Breakfast: smiley face optional
Multigrain Boulders from Tesco (UK)
Guinness!
Something that looks like it’s sad cause it has a french fry on it’s nose
Beer from Europe! (While stocks last)
Alligator Steak: Pick your own from our Zoo. Successfully wrestle your alligator yourself, get a pair of boots for FREE!
Special Brownies (see Maris - she tastes like skittles)
Sex In The Jungle : Cocktail - Rum, pineapple, orange juice, Triple Sec, Vodka. Picture from @BenGsLilDevil
Main Menu:
JAction Venison: Served with a deer head garnish.
The JBone Carnivore: Just meat. Juicy
JRad Polar Bear Steak: Order the entire bear, get a free Polar Bear fur rug! (Dental Floss available in the bathrooms)
JRadishes: see below
BenG Curds: Cheese curds with Pringles to dip. (picture edited by @MarisGraupner)
Unicorns! In honor of Ben G! (note - real life unicorns are actually quite small)
Uncle Onion Nose Rings. (picture edited by @MarisGraupner)
Bengels: Bagels in the shape of Ben J’s fro, filled with Ben J’s beautiful voice.
Hot Wings (on fire) with Awesome Sauce on the side. ( Paper Towels included, you know, cause it’s messy)
Add Awesome Sauce to any dish!
“If your music is chicken wings, put some awesomesauce on them.”
Awesomesauceradio@Gmail.com
Improvised Buffet:
A choice of Sausage, Mustard, Meatballs, Marshmallows, Campbell’s Soup, Pinapples and Love Apples, Mayonnaise, Kung Pao Chicken, Beef Jerky, Chicken, Tater Tots,Matzah Ball Soup, Greasy , Jonesin’ For Pickles, Chicago Wiener, Butter My Biscuits.
(Spilt Beer included) all whilst surrounded by Annoying People due to the Zombie Dinner Party.
*NEW* Now you can enjoy your meal whilst sitting on a Magic Carpet!
Desserts:
Frozen Bananas dipped in chocolate.
FlapJacks
Yellow Jello
Sweet Face: put honey on the face of the person sitting next to you, and lick.
Drinks and Cocktails: *please drink responsibly, we wouldn’t want you to get Handcuffs, especially not twice (Handcuffs)*
Hawkuccino! - It’s Radelicious! : Radically infused coffee made from the powdered remains of Jerad Anderson. *only natural ingredients. not suitable for vegetarians. may contain traces of nuts.*
Double J - Best served hot and happy :D
Junkie Juice: Shy Water and whiskey.
The JAction: Whiskey served in a cowboy boot.
Ben J Wall Banger: Vodka and orange with a mini drum stick to stir.
Sleeping Giant: Whiskey, honey, milk.
JRadicle: Coffee liqueur plus anything else you like.
Poison Oak: Absynthe and Lemonade.
Champagne & Reefer: self explanatory.
Black Diamond: Black Sambuca and Goldschlager.
Drunk Dialing: Beer with your phone for company.
Liquid Zoo: Dark rum, white rum, spiced rum, lime.
Demon of Lust: Baileys, orange liqueur, and mexican chocolate.
The Mustache: milk.
Ugly Girl: sobering coffee.
Strangers: Whatever gets you fucked up.
Shake Your Monkey Maker: Amaretto, banana liqueur, rum, milk, vanilla icecream, and SHAKE!
Drumstick: Spiced rum, blackcurrant, cola.
The Joygasm: whatever you want it to be ;)
Spotted Cow: Special brew.
More Beer
Even more Beer
So much beer you ran out of money Buy Me A Beer
When nobody will buy you a beer Empty Bottle Blues
Resulting in Beergasm and saying I Love You, I Love You!
Follwed by a One Night Stand
And for the day after: Walk of Shame
Or, stay in one of our shady rooms for the night and order Room Service.
You No Bueno? Leave tips at the door or you’re not getting out.
*Hell Yeah 100 Monkeys will not be held responsible if you make any of these cocktails and they taste bad ‘cause I made it all up*
LOVE El x
